Twilight World

Twilight is sweeping science class. People are being swept away by this amazing book. Jessica, Emily, and Aloyna have already been captured by it. The one person who caused this widespread obsession was none other than Strange who has so far turned over 6 people onto the books. Resent addict, Aloyna, just now started the series. Still reading Twilight, the victim stayed up late into the night reading the book and read straight through history and science. Jessica has read all of the books and confesses that she liked Twilight the best. Doctors studying Jessica has found that she relates everything to something in the books. Simple things like going to science class or eating spaghetti will remind people of the drug-like books. Others, like Emily, constantly dream about their “Edward” (don’t kill me, Emily). Emily is currently barricaded in her room, reading Eclipse for the first time. Diana, who sits at the same table as Emily, Jessica, and Aloyna, is not yet wrapped up in the addicting series that are causing so many to read. But she will be soon.

Reading Twilight, New Moon, and Eclipse can have huge and serious side effects such as relating everything you see and here to Twilight, jumping up and down like a crazy person while screaming at the top of your lungs at random times, talking about it non-stop, talking about it on your blog non-stop, hyperventilating whenever you hear the name Edward or Bella (especially Edward), re-reading all the books over 5 times, reading all your favorite parts until you have every word memorized, dreaming about the book every night, staying up until 3 in the morning reading them, protecting your copy of your book with a violent manner, threating your friends who borrow it that they will be beheaded if they return it in less than perfect condition, and lastly, taking the time to make this list and put it on your blog.